{"product_id":"welcome-to-the-shit-show","title":"Welcome to the Shit Show","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e11″ x 14″ (Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; 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border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHeight, cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e25.40\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e35.56\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e40.64\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e50.80\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold, cheeky poster that brings tongue-in-cheek humor to kitchens, living rooms, dorms, or party corners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe retro-inspired lettering and tiny starbursts create a mid-century, diner-vibe energy, while the blunt message—\"Welcome to the Shit Show — Hope You Brought Alcohol\"—sets a playful, honest tone for any chaotic night or laid-back get-together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose from smooth semi-gloss or understated matte paper and pick the orientation and size that fits your wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe colors are printed with Giclée-quality inks for bright, lasting saturation that holds up to regular sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it where friends gather, where roommates collide, or where you want a quick laugh and a reminder not to take things too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for vivid, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper choices: Semi-Glossy (satin photo finish) or Matte (low-glare)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights from 180–285 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced blanks from USA and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":55010259861803,"sku":"21197814460882880717","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":55010259894571,"sku":"40419046763671513516","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":55010259927339,"sku":"10244885065721441723","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":55010259960107,"sku":"25841337742406314857","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":55010259992875,"sku":"30081103303784934929","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":55010260025643,"sku":"13744937088037551732","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":55010260058411,"sku":"19509832408790123744","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":55010260091179,"sku":"29900120577526582722","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260813163352-1f19734c-502d-6e5e-8a2d-7e9c5dde6e15.png?v=1786639083","url":"https:\/\/canvascollective.us\/products\/welcome-to-the-shit-show","provider":"Canvas Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}