So You Mean To Tell Me… If I Don’t Go Big, I Can Go Home?

So You Mean To Tell Me… If I Don’t Go Big, I Can Go Home?

8″ x 10″ (Vertical) / Semi Glossy
$12.99
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So You Mean To Tell Me… If I Don’t Go Big, I Can Go Home?

So You Mean To Tell Me… If I Don’t Go Big, I Can Go Home?

$12.99
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Size
Paper
8″ x 10″ (Vertical) 11″ x 14″ (Vertical) 12" x 16" (Vertical) 16" x 20" (Vertical)
Width, cm 20.32 27.94 30.48 40.64
Height, cm 25.40 35.56 40.64 50.80

Print Only - Frame and Clips Not Included

A bold rolled poster with high-contrast black typography on a clean white background.

Made for people who value sharp design and a little dry humor.

The giclée and photo-paper options keep the black ink deep and true so the message stays striking even in bright rooms.

Choose semi-glossy for vivid, punchy tones or matte for a softer, low-reflection finish.

Multiple sizes let you place it in a hallway, home office, or above a couch.

Lightweight for easy framing or mounting, this rolled poster arrives ready to unroll and display.

Product features

- Giclée and photo-print options for long-lasting, fade-resistant color

- Two paper choices: Semi-Glossy (satin finish) or Matte (low-reflection)

- Multiple sizes available

- Paper weights range from ~180 to 285 g/m² depending on choice

- Sourced blanks from USA (JONDO) and Japan

Care instructions

- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

Details

Each print is a museum-quality paper poster. Unframed, so you can pick a frame that actually matches your space instead of getting stuck with whatever we bundled in.

  • Material: Thick, premium paper (not the flimsy stuff)
  • Finish: Choose matte (no glare, no glossy mirror situation when the sun hits it) or semi-gloss (a subtle sheen with a bit more depth to the color)
  • Frame: Not included. Standard sizes fit off-the-shelf frames from anywhere (Target, IKEA, Amazon, wherever)
  • Care: Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from moisture, like any paper print

Every design is made to order, which means your poster doesn't exist until you hit "buy." A little slower than grabbing something off a shelf, but it means less waste sitting in a warehouse and a print that's actually yours.

Shipping & Returns

Every order is printed just for you, so give us a beat before it ships:

  • Production time: 2–5 business days to print and prep
  • Shipping time: 3–8 business days within the US after that
  • Free shipping on orders over $50 — no code needed, it just happens at checkout
  • You'll get a tracking number the second it leaves the printer, so you can stalk your poster's journey to your front door

Delays happen sometimes (weather, holidays, the printer having a moment) — if your order's taking longer than expected, just reach out and we'll check on it.

Returns & Exchanges

Because every poster is made specifically for you when you order it, we're not able to accept returns for a change of heart. Sorry — no take-backs on "I thought it'd look better over the couch."

That said, if something's actually wrong on our end, we've got you:

  • Damaged in transit: Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll get a replacement printed and shipped, no charge
  • Print defect or wrong item: Same deal. Photo, 30 days, we'll fix it
  • Wrong address you entered at checkout: Unfortunately not on us, so double-check that shipping info before you hit "place order"

Questions about an order? Just email us. A human (not a bot with a script) will get back to you.

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