My Back Hurts and I Need 200k
My Back Hurts and I Need 200k
| 8″ x 10″ (Vertical) | 11″ x 14″ (Vertical) | 12" x 16" (Vertical) | 16" x 20" (Vertical) | |
| Width, cm | 20.32 | 27.94 | 30.48 | 40.64 |
| Height, cm | 25.40 | 35.56 | 40.64 | 50.80 |
Print Only - Frame and Clips Not Included
This rolled poster features bold, no-nonsense typography that reads “Long story short, my back hurts and I need $200K.”
Printed with high-fidelity Giclée inks on your choice of semi-glossy or matte paper, it brings a witty, sardonic touch to home offices, studio walls, or lounge spaces.
The clean black-on-cream design reads clearly from a distance and adds personality without overpowering a room.
Rolled for safe shipping, it’s ready to be framed or mounted — a small, sharp statement piece that fits where humor and honesty meet.
Product features
- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant colors
- Choice of two paper types: Semi-Glossy or Matte
- Multiple sizes available
- Shipped rolled for safe delivery; sourced from USA and Japan
Care instructions
- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
Details
Each print is a museum-quality paper poster. Unframed, so you can pick a frame that actually matches your space instead of getting stuck with whatever we bundled in.
- Material: Thick, premium paper (not the flimsy stuff)
- Finish: Choose matte (no glare, no glossy mirror situation when the sun hits it) or semi-gloss (a subtle sheen with a bit more depth to the color)
- Frame: Not included. Standard sizes fit off-the-shelf frames from anywhere (Target, IKEA, Amazon, wherever)
- Care: Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from moisture, like any paper print
Every design is made to order, which means your poster doesn't exist until you hit "buy." A little slower than grabbing something off a shelf, but it means less waste sitting in a warehouse and a print that's actually yours.
Shipping & Returns
Every order is printed just for you, so give us a beat before it ships:
- Production time: 2–5 business days to print and prep
- Shipping time: 3–8 business days within the US after that
- Free shipping on orders over $50 — no code needed, it just happens at checkout
- You'll get a tracking number the second it leaves the printer, so you can stalk your poster's journey to your front door
Delays happen sometimes (weather, holidays, the printer having a moment) — if your order's taking longer than expected, just reach out and we'll check on it.
Returns & Exchanges
Because every poster is made specifically for you when you order it, we're not able to accept returns for a change of heart. Sorry — no take-backs on "I thought it'd look better over the couch."
That said, if something's actually wrong on our end, we've got you:
- Damaged in transit: Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll get a replacement printed and shipped, no charge
- Print defect or wrong item: Same deal. Photo, 30 days, we'll fix it
- Wrong address you entered at checkout: Unfortunately not on us, so double-check that shipping info before you hit "place order"
Questions about an order? Just email us. A human (not a bot with a script) will get back to you.
