If You’re Touching Base and I’m Circling Back… Who the Hell Is Monitoring the Situation?

If You’re Touching Base and I’m Circling Back… Who the Hell Is Monitoring the Situation?

10″ x 8″ (Horizontal) / Semi Glossy
$12.99
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If You’re Touching Base and I’m Circling Back… Who the Hell Is Monitoring the Situation?

If You’re Touching Base and I’m Circling Back… Who the Hell Is Monitoring the Situation?

$12.99
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Size
Paper
10″ x 8″ (Horizontal) 14″ x 11″ (Horizontal) 16″ x 12″ (Horizontal) 20″ x 16″ (Horizontal)
Width, cm 25.40 35.56 40.64 50.80
Height, cm 20.32 27.94 30.48 40.64

Print Only - Frame and Clips Not Included

A bold, statement poster that speaks in the language of mission rooms, ops centers, and anyone who’s ever coordinated chaos.

Large, blocky type sits on a soft off-white background so the message reads loud and clear from across the room.

Choose semi-gloss for sharp photographic color or matte for a low-reflective, museum-like finish.

Available in a horizontal format with multiple sizes to fit briefing walls, home offices, garages, or common rooms.

Product features

- Giclée printing for vivid, fade-resistant color

- Two paper options: Semi-Glossy or Matte

- Archival-quality fine art paper with soft textured surface (285 g/m²)

- Multiple sizes available

- Semi-gloss and matte weights available for different finishes (180–260 g/m²)

Care instructions

- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

Details

Each print is a museum-quality paper poster. Unframed, so you can pick a frame that actually matches your space instead of getting stuck with whatever we bundled in.

  • Material: Thick, premium paper (not the flimsy stuff)
  • Finish: Choose matte (no glare, no glossy mirror situation when the sun hits it) or semi-gloss (a subtle sheen with a bit more depth to the color)
  • Frame: Not included. Standard sizes fit off-the-shelf frames from anywhere (Target, IKEA, Amazon, wherever)
  • Care: Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from moisture, like any paper print

Every design is made to order, which means your poster doesn't exist until you hit "buy." A little slower than grabbing something off a shelf, but it means less waste sitting in a warehouse and a print that's actually yours.

Shipping & Returns

Every order is printed just for you, so give us a beat before it ships:

  • Production time: 2–5 business days to print and prep
  • Shipping time: 3–8 business days within the US after that
  • Free shipping on orders over $50 — no code needed, it just happens at checkout
  • You'll get a tracking number the second it leaves the printer, so you can stalk your poster's journey to your front door

Delays happen sometimes (weather, holidays, the printer having a moment) — if your order's taking longer than expected, just reach out and we'll check on it.

Returns & Exchanges

Because every poster is made specifically for you when you order it, we're not able to accept returns for a change of heart. Sorry — no take-backs on "I thought it'd look better over the couch."

That said, if something's actually wrong on our end, we've got you:

  • Damaged in transit: Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll get a replacement printed and shipped, no charge
  • Print defect or wrong item: Same deal. Photo, 30 days, we'll fix it
  • Wrong address you entered at checkout: Unfortunately not on us, so double-check that shipping info before you hit "place order"

Questions about an order? Just email us. A human (not a bot with a script) will get back to you.

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