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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium paper with rich, lasting color, each print arrives unframed and carefully rolled for safe shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for gallery walls, entryways, bedrooms, home offices, 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style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA rolled art poster that mixes cheeky humor with minimal, modern design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose museum-quality depth; semi-glossy for bright, punchy color; or matte for a muted, photographic look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes and orientations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArrives rolled and ready for framing or hanging.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat for entryways, living rooms, or anywhere a little honest humor belongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper choices: Semi-Glossy (satin finish), Matte (low sheen)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes and horizontal\/vertical orientation options\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Rolled packaging; sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":53918266622251,"sku":"32348606748887450399","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ 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Matte","offer_id":53918266786091,"sku":"60831312022152264348","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260629213405-1f174024-0bfa-6cf8-aa70-ce37eccafb51.png?v=1784386910"},{"product_id":"live-laugh-love-don-t-be-an-asshole","title":"Live, Laugh, Love - Don’t Be an Asshole","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11″ x 14″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA rolled poster with bold, minimalist typography and a cheeky edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose from semi-glossy, or matte papers to match your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in horizontal and vertical orientations and multiple sizes; arrives rolled for easy framing or mounting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper choices: Semi-Glossy (satin finish), Matte (low-glare)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes; horizontal and vertical layouts available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced blanks from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice); adult audience\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi 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style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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quiet, wry slice-of-life to your walls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft, warm tones and a cozy illustration of someone reclining with a glass of wine and a bottle create a chilled, intimate mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe illustration’s gentle lines and muted palette blend easily with neutral decor and boho or minimalist rooms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted with archival inks and available on semi-glossy, or matte paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis poster shows crisp detail and vibrant color while keeping a soft, lived-in look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your preferred size and orientation to fit a gallery wall or stand-alone display.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt arrives rolled for safe shipping and ready to frame or mount.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper options: Semi-Glossy, Matte\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes and horizontal\/vertical orientations\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Archival-quality paper weights (285–180 g\/m² depending on option)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced blanks from USA (JONDO) and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54001991319851,"sku":"28951886419886539328","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54001991352619,"sku":"14920466176996006537","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54001991385387,"sku":"25277913153417746332","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA muted olive background and hand-drawn cream lettering read: “I think I’ve seized the wrong fucking day.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted with vivid giclée inks on your choice of satin semi-gloss or lightweight matte paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose vertical or horizontal layouts and a size that fits your space; shipped rolled for safe, flexible framing or casual pin-and-go display.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print with bright, fade-resistant colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper options: Semi-Glossy (180–260 g\/m²), and Matte (189–200 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced blanks from USA (JONDO) and Japan; shipped rolled for protection\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54002668142891,"sku":"32559695421679701534","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54002668175659,"sku":"32452661134888653881","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi 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style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis rolled poster brings a warm, nostalgic mood to any wall — like finding an old favorite record and dancing in the living room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSubtle cream background and retro tones.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose semi-glossy for crisp, vivid color; or go matte for a softer, museum-like finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in a horizontal format with multiple sizes to suit a cozy nook or a music-filled lounge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper options: Semi-Glossy, Matte\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced blanks from USA (JONDO) and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54127394095403,"sku":"74593083305979640761","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54127394128171,"sku":"60815084853533590303","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54127394160939,"sku":"32514927785822150247","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54127394193707,"sku":"98976106888487776814","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54174196826411,"sku":"33869438443155136117","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54174196859179,"sku":"31857081035009778340","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54127394226475,"sku":"23186158981157841766","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54127394259243,"sku":"29223592507883115372","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260708150557-1f17ade8-6218-6f0e-975c-72d62f7dc043.png?v=1784387469"},{"product_id":"the-shit-show","title":"The Shit Show","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11″ x 14″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree vintage-style admission tickets stamped with “THE SHIT SHOW” against a warm, muted burgundy field.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it in a home office, studio, or bar nook to puncture the mood with a laugh and a little attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSizes and orientations let you place it above a desk, beside a gallery wall, or leaned against a shelf for a casual, lived-in vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for vivid, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper choices: Matte (soft, low-sheen), Semi-Gloss (satin finish)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced blanks from USA (JONDO) and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54127644410155,"sku":"27197798571589937818","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54127644442923,"sku":"24474238232860978041","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54127644475691,"sku":"14374597351370316452","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54127644508459,"sku":"19220232174018617723","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi 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style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11″ x 14″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cream background and deep red type feel both retro and modern — a little wry, a little exhausted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it in a hallway, home office, or shared kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe heavyweight paper options and archival giclée printing keep the text crisp and the colors true.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose matte for a softer, low-sheen look; or semi-glossy when you want extra color pop and clarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComes rolled for easy storage and framing at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Archival giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper choices: Matte (low-sheen), Semi-Glossy (satin finish)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Thick, durable paper weights (180–285 g\/m² depending on option)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced blanks from USA and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54137388990763,"sku":"24900524963761542916","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ 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Matte","offer_id":54137389154603,"sku":"21350430689300719045","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260710151827-1f17c729-9f71-6888-aa28-42bd60acca44.png?v=1784388777"},{"product_id":"adulting-fucking-awful-would-not-recommend","title":"Adulting: Fucking Awful. Would Not Recommend.","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11″ x 14″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design pairs bold, hand-lettered text with playful, wavy borders and a muted cream background to create a candid, tongue-in-cheek statement piece. Hung in a kitchen, home office, or hallway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe matte gives a textured, gallery feel, while the semi-gloss choice keeps colors crisp and punchy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis poster works for someone who prefers honest, unvarnished humor and a little visual charm to lighten everyday living.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for vivid, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper choices: Matte (low sheen), Semi-Glossy (satin finish)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Rolled shipping for safe, crease-free delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi 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style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA rolled poster that brings a playful, confident vibe to any wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFramed by a vintage-inspired red checkerboard border on a warm cream background.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose semi-gloss for vivid color and crispness, or matte for a softer, understated look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShips rolled to protect the print and arrives ready for framing or pinning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper options: Semi-Glossy (satin finish), Matte (low sheen)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights: Fine Art 285 g\/m²; Semi-Glossy 180–260 g\/m²; Matte 189–200 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced blanks from USA (JONDO) and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54138418397483,"sku":"30307015076209267808","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54138418430251,"sku":"30634883289570727250","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54138418463019,"sku":"78684363778314256829","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54138418495787,"sku":"85150789241968537798","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold rolled poster that speaks with dry wit and unapologetic honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted with giclée-quality inks on your choice of semi-glossy or matte paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt arrives tightly rolled for safe shipping and ready to frame, clip, or pin on a gallery wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe semi-glossy boosts sharp contrast and color fidelity; the matte keeps glare low for easier reading under bright lights.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlace it in a home office, studio, or 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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paper options: semi-glossy (satin finish) or matte (low glare)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Archival-quality papers with various weights (180–285 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54143982862635,"sku":"27783184725412494626","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54143982895403,"sku":"22772693496708068578","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54143982928171,"sku":"51554248150561513913","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA rolled art poster that brings dry humor and vintage charm to any wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe neutral, lightly textured background and minimalist palette let the illustration stand out while keeping the piece easy to integrate with eclectic, modern, or cozy interiors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose from matte or semi-glossy photographic paper and 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style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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We’re Closed","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e10″ x 8″ (Horizontal)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e14″ x 11″ (Horizontal)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16″ x 12″ (Horizontal)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e20″ x 16″ (Horizontal)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA rolled poster that speaks with bold, vintage-inspired signage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThick, giclée inks produce vivid, lasting reds and deep blacks against a warm off-white background — the kind of graphic that reads clearly from across a room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose from semi-glossy or matte paper finishes and multiple sizes to suit your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHung in a café window or framed above a counter, this poster brings confident, conversational character to small business corners, home workspaces, and nostalgic decor vignettes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print with bright, fade-resistant inks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper options: Matte (lightweight, low-glare) or Semi-glossy (satin photo finish)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights from 180–285 g\/m² depending on option and supplier\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10″ x 8″ (Horizontal) \/ Semi 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Glossy","offer_id":54150193971499,"sku":"12320463300321367904","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20″ x 16″ (Horizontal) \/ Matte","offer_id":54150194004267,"sku":"14852415025381945507","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260713234620-1f17f150-c50f-6d8c-a9c5-e249c9966e21.png?v=1784390464"},{"product_id":"i-have-all-my-shit-together","title":"I Have All My Shit Together","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11″ x 14″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis rolled poster brings a blunt, laugh-out-loud message into any room with crisp black typography on a soft off-white background.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bold, stacked letters and cheeky script line read like a private joke for anyone who lives with clutter, chaos, or busy schedules.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on semi-glossy or matte paper, the design keeps its deep blacks and sharp contrast even in bright light — a confident, low-fuss statement piece that slides into a gallery wall, home office, or entryway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt arrives rolled for easy shipping and framing, ready to add personality and honesty to a wall that needs a little humor and truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper choices: Semi-Glossy or Matte (lighter, art-optimized)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Robust paper weights (Semi-Glossy and Matte options vary by provider)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Shipped rolled for safe delivery; sourced from US and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54153787670827,"sku":"79845556829717034582","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54153787703595,"sku":"21383015484097116445","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54153787736363,"sku":"19382051145011501393","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54153787769131,"sku":"12164981515107143915","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54174236311851,"sku":"40671098652256643221","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54174236344619,"sku":"19260699266678928902","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54153787801899,"sku":"13527887565067387276","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54153787834667,"sku":"26284664267904505617","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260714144343-1f17f926-9302-6a82-8091-fa7a09c72b29.png?v=1784390473"},{"product_id":"todays-forecast-avoiding-whatever-the-fuck-this-is","title":"Today's Forecast: Avoiding Whatever The Fuck This Is","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11″ x 14″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold rolled poster that speaks with dry humor and vintage type.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stark black typography on soft off-white paper reads like a blunt diary entry — a small, honest rebellion you can pin to a wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose from a smooth semi-gloss for punchy contrast or a muted matte for a softer, low-reflective look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes to suit a desk nook, hallway, or home office.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe rolled format ships protected and unfussy, ready to unroll and display with clips, frames, or washi tape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée prints with bright, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper choices: Semi-Glossy (satin) or Matte (low-reflective)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights from ~180–285 g\/m² depending on option\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ships rolled for safe, compact delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54159094546731,"sku":"77894727576669029074","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54159094579499,"sku":"23225852486913571581","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54159094612267,"sku":"24259929484735572560","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54159094645035,"sku":"32410216145678209898","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi 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style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11″ x 14″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA rolled art poster that says what you won’t — bold, honest, and a little bit cheeky.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted with vivid giclée inks on your choice of semi-glossy or matte paper, this poster brings sharp black lettering and a single red check to walls, doors, home offices, or studio nooks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe semi-gloss keeps colors bright and punchy, while matte offers a softer, subdued look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelivered rolled for safe transport, it’s made for adults who appreciate minimalist design with an unapologetic voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Choice of semi-glossy or matte paper finishes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Archival-quality fine art paper with textured surface (285 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Rolled packaging; sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54159241347371,"sku":"27498986731281519438","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ 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Matte","offer_id":54159241511211,"sku":"30043785075207109263","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260715154359-1f18063f-ee69-621a-a607-3a50bd8ba5f1.png?v=1784390482"},{"product_id":"rolled-poster-i-think-i-ve-seized-the-wrong-fucking-day-humorous-wall-art","title":"Rolled Poster — “I Think I’ve Seized the Wrong Fucking Day” Humorous Wall Art","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11″ x 14″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA rolled poster that speaks with blunt humor and quiet honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold black lettering on a soft off-white background reads like a private note to the world — a tiny rebellion against polished positivity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt looks right at home in a cluttered studio, over a battered desk, or leaning on a shelf among well-thumbed books.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe matte\/satin finishes keep the type crisp while giving you control over texture and sheen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it in a workspace to puncture pretense, tuck it in a hallway to make guests laugh, or roll it into a gift for a friend who appreciates candid, grown-up wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée printing for vivid, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Choice of matte or semi-glossy paper finishes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Archival-quality fine art option with textured surface\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weight options ranging ~180–285 g\/m² depending on supplier\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54159802990891,"sku":"17906049598926268221","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54159803023659,"sku":"14451594748517262953","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54159803056427,"sku":"37960910660532811224","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ 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style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n 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color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper options: Semi-Glossy (bright satin) or Matte (low-glare)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights range from 180–285 g\/m² depending on choice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54185113583915,"sku":"80333278533824881551","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54185113616683,"sku":"20743025341564657547","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi 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0);\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e20.32\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e27.94\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e30.48\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e40.64\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHeight, cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e25.40\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; 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0);\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e20.32\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e27.94\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e30.48\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e40.64\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHeight, cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e25.40\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e35.56\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e40.64\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e50.80\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis rolled poster features bold, no-nonsense typography that reads “Long story short, my back hurts and I need $200K.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted with high-fidelity Giclée inks on your choice of semi-glossy or matte paper, it brings a witty, sardonic touch to home offices, studio walls, or lounge spaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe clean black-on-cream design reads clearly from a distance and adds personality without overpowering a room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRolled for safe shipping, it’s ready to be framed or mounted — a small, sharp statement piece that fits where humor and honesty meet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Choice of two paper types: Semi-Glossy or Matte\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Shipped rolled for safe delivery; sourced from USA and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54211584885035,"sku":"72661786134883795733","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54211584917803,"sku":"25621250979004649339","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54211584950571,"sku":"42542389477630952623","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54211584983339,"sku":"24580031617422466846","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54211585016107,"sku":"89574181609944782594","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54211585048875,"sku":"32740168238516826261","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) 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(Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e20.32\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 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with deadpan humor and unapologetic honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean cream background and hand-lettered script frame a large, high-contrast block of type.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA laugh-out-loud punctuation for kitchens, home offices, dorm walls, or any spot that needs a little blunt perspective.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe matte or semi-gloss paper options let you choose between a soft textured, archival look or a crisp photographic finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it rolled and unroll when ready — the print’s giclée inks stay vivid in regular sunlight, so the punchline keeps its edge over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Choice of two papers: semi-glossy (satin photo), or matte (low-glare)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights from 180–285 g\/m² depending 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style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frames and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold typographic poster that says exactly what it means.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe minimalist black-on-white design reads clearly from across a room and adds a wink of modern attitude to bedrooms, home offices, or studio walls. Printed with museum-quality Giclée inks on your choice of semi-glossy or matte paper, this rolled poster arrives ready for framing or mounting. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt layers easily with plants, shelves, or gallery walls and fits lives that balance compassion with strength. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for vivid, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper options: Semi-Glossy (satin photo finish) or Matte (lighter, low-glare)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights from 180–285 g\/m² depending on choice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Rolled for safe shipping; sourced from US (JONDO) and Japan \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54228367376683,"sku":"21392135343115836020","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54228367409451,"sku":"20454607288286714298","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54228367442219,"sku":"22561052958464096921","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54228367474987,"sku":"19109726523973606872","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54228367507755,"sku":"15204066263172113408","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54228367540523,"sku":"24016386152805042937","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54228367573291,"sku":"28331311343503813311","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54228367606059,"sku":"29845719282437433380","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260723150745-1f186a84-2431-6282-b851-264c47dcf42e.png?v=1784819406"},{"product_id":"houston-all-i-have-are-fucking-problems","title":"HOUSTON? 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Printed with Giclée and photo-quality options, the design keeps deep blacks and sharp edges without glare. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose matte for a subdued, contemporary look or semi-glossy for brighter color fidelity. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRolled for safe shipping, this poster unrolls easily and suits gallery walls, home offices, dorm rooms, or anywhere that appreciates dry humor and minimal design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée printing for vivid, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper options: Matte (subtle) or Semi-glossy (satin finish)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in multiple sizes \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Shipped rolled to protect print during transit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54464501907755,"sku":"24319810266203868334","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54464501940523,"sku":"13088530753004772864","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54464501973291,"sku":"25668405790109702429","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54464502006059,"sku":"34758752692038105157","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54464502038827,"sku":"24145479847833899304","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54464502071595,"sku":"24128023119951703550","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54464502104363,"sku":"16023578498623039642","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54464502137131,"sku":"16792283515860052336","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260726235049-1f1894cd-4454-67c6-937a-1e71759dc6ed.png?v=1785110046"},{"product_id":"i-want-you-to-know-that-someone-cares-about-you-not-me-but-surely-theres-someone","title":"I want you to know that someone cares about you. 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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Today I’m Positive You’re a Bitch.","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11″ x 14″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e12\" x 16\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.32 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.94 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.48 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, cm\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.56 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.64 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 50.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \n \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrint Only - Frame and Clips Not Included\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean, bold typographic art with a sharp sense of humor. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis rolled poster makes a statement with tall, blocky black lettering on a warm off-white background. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe texture and finish you choose change the mood: semi-glossy brings punchy contrast and vivid edges; matte keeps glare low and a modern gallery look. Lightweight and shipped rolled, it’s ready to frame or pin up and instantly gives a room personality and a wry laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted using archival Giclée inks for bright, lasting color and available in multiple sizes, this poster fits into everyday spaces where honesty and humor are appreciated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée archival printing for bright, fade-resistant color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Choice of three papers: Semi-Glossy (satin photo finish) or Matte (non-reflective)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights from 180–285 g\/m² depending on option\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ships rolled for safe delivery; adult-oriented wording\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54634171892011,"sku":"31955474183473571350","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54634171924779,"sku":"18494881890014906759","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54634171957547,"sku":"15014045558388217436","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54634171990315,"sku":"16416667070042568150","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54634172023083,"sku":"33232212162854579852","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54634172055851,"sku":"26729619266456052668","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54634172088619,"sku":"14513354815412448165","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54634172121387,"sku":"18208523520267072464","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260728210157-1f18ac79-1d39-6f74-ac41-8a6f9b04fe94.png?v=1785272673"},{"product_id":"if-youre-happy-and-you-know-it-what-meds-are-you-on","title":"If You're Happy and You Know It... 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blank product sourced from USA and Japan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54862574747947,"sku":"63890647544314006610","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54862574780715,"sku":"67168347653178930267","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54862574813483,"sku":"27368660608908592506","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54862574846251,"sku":"32537641632264241164","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54862574879019,"sku":"21247678394211052101","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54862574911787,"sku":"75597158674856584955","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54862574944555,"sku":"21518307321903611652","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54862574977323,"sku":"31769596244932371467","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260731150656-1f18cf17-8717-66b0-932b-82a306397cda.png?v=1785510618"},{"product_id":"ive-never-met-a-problem-that-i-couldnt-make-worse","title":"I've Never Met a Problem That I Couldn't Make Worse","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; 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Printed with gallery-grade inks on your choice of semi-glossy or matte paper, this poster brings rich, lasting color and a tactile surface that complements minimalist, retro, or eclectic decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it framed or clipped, lean it on a shelf, or tuck it into a workspace where imperfections and humor are welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach print is rolled for safe shipping and arrives ready for framing or mounting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print with bright, sun-resistant inks for vivid, long-lasting color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Two paper choices: Semi-Glossy (satin photo finish) or Matte (low-glare art paper)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights: Semi-Glossy 180–260 g\/m²; Matte 189–200 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Rolled packaging for safe shipping; blank product sourced from USA and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54863391457579,"sku":"56001982715800931201","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54863391490347,"sku":"20188007262974028392","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54863391523115,"sku":"86124342963784453541","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54863391555883,"sku":"23530040099614864183","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54863391588651,"sku":"16159215007393736371","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" x 16\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54863391621419,"sku":"17539270205348364374","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":54863391654187,"sku":"21873813843503631084","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":54863391686955,"sku":"20934951357753442206","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/files\/20260804144131-1f190129-54bd-6c02-93bc-f22ffc92910c.png?v=1785854564"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/4861\/6235\/collections\/20260728125318-1f18a834-e9a7-68f2-afdd-12db5f0e5c75.png?v=1785854161","url":"https:\/\/canvascollective.us\/collections\/versatile.oembed?page=2","provider":"Canvas Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}